Tuesday, May 17, 2011

One Star Rating

Born in a barn
one star rated
died from a work related injury
heirs received
death benefit.

Monday, May 16, 2011

Company Business (The Corporation)

Like any corporation
We're guided by the Board.
Our faith is Apostolic.
The Chairman is our Lord.

When we come to worship
We give God all we've got.
But with so many voices
Some say we're polyglots.

First we ask for mercy
And acknowledge all our sins.
Then we praise God's goodness
And sing the angels' hymn.

We hear the words of prophets
And sing out David's psalms.
The words disciples wrote are read
And then the gospel's balm.

We pray for all God's people.
The creed we then recite.
A tale of our God's saving deeds
And of his wondrous might.

Our gifts are then presented
Derived from grape and grain.
Again we sing God's glory
And praise his holy name.

We ask the Holy Spirit
To bless the bread and wine
That Jesus' one great sacrifice
Might pierce the veil of time.

Although we are not worthy
Our Lord we do receive
For at his word we are made whole
And granted his reprieve.

Still singing our thanksgiving
The Lord now sends us forth
To spread his holy gospel
Abroad in all the earth.


Lest all be lost
to sin’s increase
and praise redound
to Satan’s lie
of dark renown,

when angels speak
what God decrees
and men confound
there is a grace
that does abound.

Saturday, May 14, 2011


On the morning of the third day
having redeemed the house of Adam
Jesus, restless in spirit
threw off the linen shackles of death
and took up his body anew.